Splenda Daddy lyrics - James Early
[Verse 1]
Your amber eyes alerted me, oh no
And then met inadvertently, oh no
You've probably never heard of me
First impressions ain't the best
Sure paint a mean mystery, ooh
Them red flags, they never warn me
Just made me want to rewrite history
[Chorus] 'Cause I'll be your Splenda daddy, ooh
And I'll be your Splenda daddy, ooh
[Verse 2]
That ring finger ain't as heavy as it used to be
Lighter than a feather on a chickadee
Like caviar on a saltine
You know fool's gold, here, it's still got the sheen, ooh
And I'm still feeling like a king
Guess that makes you my discount queen
[Chorus]
'Cause I'll be your Splenda daddy, ooh
And I'll be your Splenda daddy, ooh
And I'll be your Splenda daddy, ooh
Your amber eyes alerted me, oh no
And then met inadvertently, oh no
You've probably never heard of me
First impressions ain't the best
Sure paint a mean mystery, ooh
Them red flags, they never warn me
Just made me want to rewrite history
[Chorus] 'Cause I'll be your Splenda daddy, ooh
And I'll be your Splenda daddy, ooh
[Verse 2]
That ring finger ain't as heavy as it used to be
Lighter than a feather on a chickadee
Like caviar on a saltine
You know fool's gold, here, it's still got the sheen, ooh
And I'm still feeling like a king
Guess that makes you my discount queen
[Chorus]
'Cause I'll be your Splenda daddy, ooh
And I'll be your Splenda daddy, ooh
And I'll be your Splenda daddy, ooh