SUPRISED TO GET YOUR LETTER, GLAD YOU''''RE DOIN'''' FINE
BUT ME I COULD BE BETTER, BUT I AIN''''T ONE TO WINE
NOW YOU SAY YOU''''LL FORGIVE ME AND LET ME COME BACK HOME
BUT TRUSTING YOU TO BE TRUE IS THE ONLY THING IVE DONE WRONG
CHORUS:
WHEN THEY GROW CANTALOUPES ON MARS
ILL COME BACK TO YOU
WHEN THEY SERVE QUICHE IN COUNTRY BARS
AND POLITICIANS TELL THE TRUTH
WHEN THE WORLD''''S FAIR COMES TO .?. LOUISIANA
AND A COW REALLY JUMPS THE MOON
WHEN THEY GROW CANTALOUPES ON MARS
ILL COME BACK TO YOU
YOU SAY YOU WERENT UNFAITHFUL WELL BABY THATS A JOKE
WHEN YOU WENT OUT WEARING YOUR BEST PERFUME
AND YOU CAME BACK SMELLING LIKE SOAP
NOW YOU SAY THAT WE NEED TO TRY AGAIN JUST FOR OLD TIMES SAKE
BEFORE THAT EVER HAPPENS A LOT OF THINGS WILL HAVE TO CHANGE
REPEAT CHORUS
INSTRUMENTAL
REPEAT CHORUS
[Thanks to Max for lyrics]
BUT ME I COULD BE BETTER, BUT I AIN''''T ONE TO WINE
NOW YOU SAY YOU''''LL FORGIVE ME AND LET ME COME BACK HOME
BUT TRUSTING YOU TO BE TRUE IS THE ONLY THING IVE DONE WRONG
CHORUS:
WHEN THEY GROW CANTALOUPES ON MARS
ILL COME BACK TO YOU
WHEN THEY SERVE QUICHE IN COUNTRY BARS
AND POLITICIANS TELL THE TRUTH
WHEN THE WORLD''''S FAIR COMES TO .?. LOUISIANA
AND A COW REALLY JUMPS THE MOON
WHEN THEY GROW CANTALOUPES ON MARS
ILL COME BACK TO YOU
YOU SAY YOU WERENT UNFAITHFUL WELL BABY THATS A JOKE
WHEN YOU WENT OUT WEARING YOUR BEST PERFUME
AND YOU CAME BACK SMELLING LIKE SOAP
NOW YOU SAY THAT WE NEED TO TRY AGAIN JUST FOR OLD TIMES SAKE
BEFORE THAT EVER HAPPENS A LOT OF THINGS WILL HAVE TO CHANGE
REPEAT CHORUS
INSTRUMENTAL
REPEAT CHORUS
[Thanks to Max for lyrics]