Don't Hang The Mistletoe lyrics - Tenpenny Mitchell

We've got the boxes from the attic
Decorations on the floor
Frank Sinatra singing classics
Red and green everywhere
Yeah, it's looking like a Home Goods store

Lord have mercy, there it is
You smile at me as you reach in
Are you sure you wanna put it up
'Cause that thing is holidangerous, so
Don't hang the mistletoe
If you wanna get anywhere on time
You know how kissing goes
We'll be under that doorway all night
Every party we'll be tardy or we might not even go
So, if you wanna leave the house this Christmas
Don't hang the mistletoe

Yeah, I still remember last year
We were so damn close to leaving
Yeah, everybody would have loved
Those ugly sweaters we had on
But no one ever got to see 'em
And you know the reason, so

Don't hang the mistletoe
If you wanna get anywhere on time
You know how kissing goes
We'll be under that doorway all night
Every party we'll be tardy or we might not even go
So, if you wanna leave the house this Christmas
Don't hang the mistletoe

I ain't saying I don't want to
But I know what happens next
We start making out and then somehow
We end up tangled up in bed

Don't hang the mistletoe
If you wanna get anywhere on time
You know how the kissing goes
We'll be under that doorway all night
Every party we'll be tardy or we might not even go
So, if you wanna leave the house this Christmas
Don't hang the mistletoe
No, no, no don't hang that mistletoe