[Intro]
C C C C
[Verse]
C
Well you told me you would leave me
If I couldn't give up drinking
G
Well baby here's me showing you I can
And it may not be conventional
It's a more or less medicinal
C
Way to say that I'm an honest man
C
You said that I'd never
G
Well look at me right now
'Cause I'm faded off ten milligrams
With a freshly rolled one in my hand
C
And I'm sliding off this broken pull-out couch
[Chorus]
C
Hey I'm getting stoned
In this cold house here all alone
F
Wishing on a half-smoked four-leaf clover
Dm
I'm in and out of codeine dreams
G
And ain't drank whiskey in a week
Dm
But honey,
G C C
I'm anything but sober
[Verse]
C
Well I tried going to some meetings
But I only end up meeting folks like me
G
Who have a need for getting high
And I swear I'll never drink again
And that bottles just a long-lost friend
C C
But that devil likes to keep me by his side
[Chorus]
C
Hey I'm getting stoned
In this cold house here all alone
F
Wishing on a half-smoked four-leaf clover
Dm
I'm in and out of codeine dreams
G
And ain't drank whiskey in a week
Dm
But honey,
G C
I'm anything but sober
[Instrumental/Solo]
C C C F
Dm G Dm7 G C
[Verse]
C
And you said that I'd never
G
Take a look at me right now
'Cause I'm caught between these two white lines
But they'll be gone here in no time
C C
I've been trying to prove a point since you walked out
[Chorus]
C
Hey I'm getting stoned
In this cold house here all alone
F
Wishing on a half-smoked four-leaf clover
Dm
I'm in and out of codeine dreams
G
And ain't drank whiskey in a week
Dm
But honey,
G C
I'm anything but sober
Come on
[Chorus]
C
Hey I'm getting stoned
In this cold house here all alone
F
Wishing on a half-smoked four-leaf clover
Dm
I'm in and out of codeine dreams
G
And ain't drank whiskey in a week
Dm
But honey,
G C
I'm anything but sober
C C C C
Oh yeah
