Intro DGDG D I heard you had to drive him home after two umbrella drinks I heard he's got a Prius cause he's into being green G My buddy said he saw y'all eating that sushi stuff D Baby that don't sound like you, that don't sound like love A Sounds like it sucks
G D He can't even bait a hook. He can't even skin a buck A D He don't know who Jack Daniels is. Aint ever drove a Truck G D Knows how to throw out a line but not the kind in a Field and Stream book A No darling I aint even worried you'll come running back D He can't even bait a hook D Has he kissed you in a hay field as a summer rain falls down? Has he took you to meet Mama back in his hometown? G Does he drive the interstate or does he take them ol' back roads? D Can he melt your heart with a Haggard song every good ol' boy should know? A I didn't think so G D He can't even bait a hook. He can't even skin a buck A D He don't know who Jack Daniels is. Aint ever drove a Truck G D Knows how to throw out a line but not the kind in a Field and Stream book A No darling I aint even worried you'll come running back D He can't even bait a hook G D A D BRIDGE D It won't be that long till you start getting bored. A I'll be smiling on the river, reeling in one more G D He can't even bait a hook. He cant even skin a buck A D He don't know who Jack Daniels is. Aint ever drove a Truck G D Knows how to throw out a line but not the kind in a Field and Stream book A No darling I aint even worried you'll come running back D He can't even bait a hook A No babe I aint even worried D G D G D He can't even bait a hook