Stress
© 2004, Larry Mofle
6/2/04
Capo 4
Chorus:
G
S-T-R and E-S-S
C
How do I get out of this mess
G D D/C D/B D/A
I can’t take this pressure everyday
G
I’d get down on a bended knee
C
Even drop some LSD
G D G
If I could make this stress just go away
G
Got a letter from my ex’s attorney
C
Says she wants another “2K” from me
G
Mastercard just called up
A7 D
Now their suin’ for my pay
G
The taxman from the IRS
C
Wants my home and me arrested
G D G
Comes by my house at 3 most everyday
Chorus
Gas prices keep goin’ up
I have to stop at every pump
The money I pay Exxon
Is more than my take home pay
Got that cr*p going on in the Middle East
Why doesn’t someone go beat them
And make them get along
It’s Jesus’ way
Chorus
Barney Fife pulled me over just the other day
Said I was 25 over on the interstate
I better have a damn good reason
For goin' nowhere fast
I thought about it for a little while
And what I thought sure made me smile
If you really need to know
You can kiss my ass
Chorus
