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You want to write a book called "Leaving Made Easy"
Cause you do it so well
Step by step instructions
On how to turn him into hell
It would be a million sellar
And this critic would agree
If you really want to break a heart
Just read "Leaving Made Easy"
You gave me all the standard reasons
The required tears
Grabbed your coat picked up your suitcase
And simply disappeared
And just as easily as you made me fall
Took this lovin' heart and nailed to the wall
You want to write a book called "Leaving Made Easy"
Cause you do it so well
Step by step instructions
On how to turn him into hell
It would be a million sellar
And this critic would agree
If you really want to break a heart
Just read "Leaving Made Easy"
I still hear those tires squeelin'
As you made your run
You took the hardest part of leaving
And made it look like fun
Like a Harlequin romance; I thought we'd love on and on
You just wrote me off then I guess I read you wrong
You want to write a book called "Leaving Made Easy"
Cause you do it so well
Step by step instructions
On how to turn him into hell
It would be a million sellar
And this critic would agree
If you really want to break a heart
Just read "Leaving Made Easy"
If you really want to break a heart
Just read "Leaving Made Easy"
