Intro
C#m F# D B7
A F# D E
A Amaj7
C#m F#
Whistle through my wallet
D B7
rent's due - I ain't got it
A C#m F#
I like my hot water heater
D E A Amaj7
It's a leaker in my Stadium Blitzer
Livings gotten easy
Everything I ever wanted
From Glasgow and the liquor store
I'm completely satiated
A A7 D E
No longer a romantic
A
I ain't slack-jawed
C#m F#
I am responsible
D B7
for the stupid things I say
like the doctor and the poodle
are procrastinators
there's a lover dancing and laughing
all the way to his grave ha ha ha ha
