The Ballad Of John Rocker
Tim Wilson
G
John Rocker, your proctologist called,
C
They just found your head
D
You've been awarded the Golden Rubber Glove,
G
For that stupid cr*p you said
You've got the loudest mouth in baseball,
C
Nobody could shut you up
D
So in New York, even in your street clothes,
G
You probably oughta wear a cup
Chorus
C
John, your off your rocker
G(quick strum)
Better.. clean out that locker
G D
Or go out and throw about 22 perfect games
C
Son, you've clinched a spot
Next to Marge Schotte
G
In the Dips**t Hall Of Fame
G
John Rocker, Detective Furhman called
C
He knows how you feel
D
And I bet you Congressman David Duke
G
Would probably help with your appeal
Maybe you won't get suspended
C
Or have to pay that 20 grand
D
But if you can't close for the Braves right now,
G
You can start for the Ku Klux Klan
Chorus
C
John, you're off your rocker
G(quick strum)
Thank God you don't play soccer
G D
Cause you'd probably get killed in a riot in the stands
C G
If you do an interview again, Ted said he's bringin' in
D G
A gay right handed pitcher from Japan.... (preferrably mute)
