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Rodney Carrington - Dear Penthouse Lyrics


Dear Penthouse
Rodney Carrington

Dear Penthouse: Iím a freshman at a small Midwestern university
And I never thought something like this could happen to me
When my teacher with the dynamite ass, asked me to stay after class
And she started to undress
I canít forget the statement she made
If you drop you pants Iíll raise your grade

(Girl) Dear Penthouse: I never thought those letters were true until
I was on a fishing trip and I met a girl named Jill
We had a little too much to drink
I couldnít believe what I was starting to think
So we headed to her tent, thereís nothing like eating out
Though the next morning my mouth still smelled like trout

Chorus
Iíve read every issue since 1974
The first two years behind the bathroom door
I poured through every Penthouse I could find
Even though my mom said Iíd go blind
Dear Penthouse: Iím a seaman first class at an overseas naval base
Itís been seven long months since Iíve seen a womanís face
When I saw your recent issue, I took a box of Kleenex tissue
And I locked the barracks door
Thanks to you Iíve gotten a grip, please excuse my jerky penmanship
Chorus
Dear Penthouse: Doing sports on the radio has always been my job
Iíve never wanted a man until I noticed BOB
When weíre close I start to perspire
His little buns set my loins on fire
And I dream about the day heíll say, ďChickĒ lets get undressed
Name and address held upon request

[Thanks to Doug Maxwell for lyrics]


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