Cledus T. Judd, Man Of Constant Borrow Lyrics

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Cledus T. Judd - Man Of Constant Borrow Lyrics

Parody of "Man Of Constant Sorrow" (Traditional)
New lyrics by Cledus T. Judd/Chris "P. Cream" Clark/ Cledus Crap Anthems(SESAC)/Of Music, Inc. (SESAC)

Uh yessir do you have Man of Constant Borrow by Cledus T. Judd

No sir somebody's already borrowed it

Constantly borrows everything

I'm the man of constant borrow
There's nothing I can call my own
Some may try to say it's all stolen
I prefer permanently loaned
He's the biggest mooch we ever known


My grass mowin
Bot I've got no mower
My neighbor won't let me use his
I can't really say is though I blame him
Kept it three years last time I did

He thought for sure that it was his

I need a ride down to the pawn shop
Lend me the keys to your Corvette
What do you mean you don't trust me
I never not brought it back yet

I don't think I could take that bet
You know dang well (he's gone away)

Well you may have heard of me
Cledus T J-U-double-D
Better known as the reining King of country parody
Coming with a new style
High profile
When I'm on the mike well you know I'll get hog wild
A fat Eminem with the bleach blonde hair

I know that you think
I've got your chainsaw
You can't find it anywhere
I can't cut no wood
Since way fore winter
I gave it back to you last fair

Check his garage it's probably there

I sure could use a hundred dollars
I'll gladly pay you back Tuesday
I know that's what I said the last time
You can't believe a word I say

He has no plans to (really???) pay

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