Cledus T. Judd, Wife Naggin' Lyrics

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Cledus T. Judd - Wife Naggin' Lyrics

Parody of "Sin Wagon" by Dixie Chicks (Natalie Maines/Emily Robison/Stephony Smith), Scrappin Toast Music (ASCAP)/Wooly Puddin' Music (BMI)/EMI Blackwood Music, Inc./Singles Only Music (BMI)
New lyrics by Cledus T. Judd/Chris Clark, Cledus Crap Anthems (SESAC)/Of Music, Inc. (SESAC)

She bosses me around dang near all of the time
She might be my wife but I wonít kiss her big behind
No matter how much she whinesÖ

ďNow Iíve been working hard for way to long
If you think Iím walking the dog taking out the trash mowing the lawn
Trimming out the hedges or cleaning the garage youíre wro-o-o-ng.Ē

ďItís your time to clean the lawnĒ

Praise the Lord Iím going fishin
Itís the only cure for my mental condition
One of these days Iím gonna send her a packiní
Iím sick and tired of my wife naggin

Feels like forever since Iíve seen any action

ďIíd rather love than never to (stand son???)Ē

ďNot the night Iím crampiní
Thatís right I said crampinĒ

Iím gonna die for sure of malnutrition
Cause sheíll wonít step one foot in our kitchen
Ainít no wonder why I fell off the wagon
Iím sick and tired of my wife naggin

I forgot our anniversary and Iím really sorry
ďYouíre sure itís today I thought it was tomorr-yĒ
Oh sheís gonna kill me
Oh honey please donít kill me

Divorce court letís make a reservation
Maybe then Iíll get some peace and relaxation
For now the neighborís couch is where Iíll be crashin
IíLL stay away from my wifeís nagging
I may be overweight but at least my breasts ainít a saggin
Iím sick and tired of my wife naggin

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