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Jennings & Keller - Smart Blonde Lyrics


I graduated MIT first in my class
Iím friends with Stephen Hawking, heís really a blast
Weíre talking Quantum Physics, String Theory too
You know I get to do this Ďcause Iím smarter than you
Lots of people think that the color of my hair
Means I ainít got no brains in there

But Iím a smart blonde, my IQís real high
Yes, Iím a smart blonde, I know the whole sequence of PI
The time-space continuum is easy to grasp
When youíre a smart blonde, you pick things up fast

I played Mozart and Bach by the age of 3
Weíre working on duets, Yo Yo Ma and me
I won the Pulitzer for my last Broadway play
And my Tony nomination got announced today
Artistic aspirations are not impaired
Simply because of the color of my hair

ĎCause Iím a smart blonde, I write movie scripts
Yea, Iím a smart blonde, Iím giving Spielburg some tips
My exhibit at the Guggenheim starts next week
When youíre a smart blonde, you can create in your sleep

I change my own oil and I fix my flats
I know every major leaguer and all their stats
My last four homes were designed by me
Because Iíve got an architectural degree
Just because the shade of my hair is fair
Donít mean there ainít brains in there

ĎCause Iím a smart blonde, Iíll make a web site for you
Yes, Iím a smart blonde, Iíll fix your transmission too
My tax returns are easy, Iím never in the red
When youíre a smart blonde, you just use your head
You just use your head, you just use your head
boo-boo-bee-doop

[Thanks to Laurie Jennings Oudin for lyrics]





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