JW Cooper, The FEMA Trailer Song Lyrics

The FEMA Trailer Song Lyrics

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JW Cooper - The FEMA Trailer Song Lyrics


Oh Lord Iím too tall to live in a FEMA Trailer
I bump my head on the light bulb when I walk down the hall
But Lord Iím not complaining, Ďcause itís sure dry when itís raining
And I could be living back home with my Maw

Sunday afternoon I was living in a 2000 square foot house
With all the comforts of home that made it nice
Watching my TV, soaking up the AC,
and sippiní on a glass of sweet tea with ice

Monday night I was sleeping on the floor, down at my big brotherís
Listniní to the generator and sweatiní like a hog
Tuesday I ate an MRE and drove to Denver for gasoline
And a place where I could make that government assistance telephone call

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Due to the high call volume we are unable to take your call.
You will now be disconnected.

Oh Lord Iím too tall to live in a FEMA Trailer
I bump my head on the light bulb when I walk down the hall
But Lord Iím not complaining, Ďcause itís sure dry when itís raining
And I could be living back home with my Maw

Spoken:
Well it only took Ďem six months to set me up and to be honest with you,
I am truly blessed. ĎCause thereís nothing like being able to sit on the bed
and watch the stove while supperís cooking
and be able to see the TV all at the same time.
At night I can hear the tattered blue tarp on whatís left of my house
flapping in the breeze and I am thankful that I have a roof over my head.
And Heaven-forbid if we ever go through something like this again,
weíll just pick ourselves up, dust off and go on.
ĎCause thatís just the kind of folks we are down here.

Bridge:
Well I can't change a lightbulb without a letter from my Congressman
It takes a certified FEMA Repairman just to change out my doormat
And the funniest thing that happened to me was
Well, they put in these lil ol' 2x8 doorsteps
And wouldn't you know about the third day them rascals fell flat

Oh Lord Iím too tall to live in a FEMA Trailer
I bump my head on the light bulb when I walk down the hall
But Lord Iím not complaining, Ďcause itís sure dry when itís raining
And I could be living back home with my Maw

Copyright 2006 JW Cooper, Jr.
Three Green Nanners, BMI





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