Old Grandsassle dreamed he was young again
Danced all night with Loretta Lynn
Woke up laying in a plate of eggs
Saying "How in the Hell did I hurt my leg?"
CHORUS:
Raise a mug of Badger Blood
Two big swigs on the Badger Jug
When he gets down in the muck and the mud
Bathe your brother in the Badger Blood
Jerry went to supper down to he's mum's
went to the cupboard there was nothing but crumbs
so he casted his line in the gravy lake
and reeled in a big ol' Salisbury Steak
CHORUS
Terry Jackness he's wild and shirtless
Half alligator and half snappin' turtle
He'll run you up a crick and bust you 'cross a log
Knock and kick you just like a dog
CHORUS
Well its one for Frank and two for the beans
Three for the girls in the tight blue jeans
Sixteen chickens in their underwear
Shaving the whiskers off the Badger Bear
CHORUS
[Thanks to Frazer Watkins for lyrics]
Badger Blood Lyrics by Loretta Lynn
. Song rating: 4.5 [1 vote]
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