Barry Michael, Meant to Turn You On Not Crack You Up Lyrics

Meant to Turn You On Not Crack You Up Lyrics

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Barry Michael - Meant to Turn You On Not Crack You Up Lyrics


V1:
I meant to make you dinner but I burned the steak
So I booked a restaurant but we got there late
So we both had to settle for some curley fries
Extra value menu at least it was super sized

Chorus:
I meant to turn you on not crack you up
I wish I knew just what it took to fill your loving cup
I wanted to put my moves on ya but im fresh outta luck
I meant to turn you on not crack you up

V2:
I meant to light the candles when the curtains caught fire
when I tried to put it out I tripped on some speaker wire
I thought Id make it better with a sexy dance
When I did my one two step I ripped my pants

V3:
I put my arm around you and poked you in the eye
I went in for a kiss and my bad breath made you cry
I turned down the bed and we were almost there
Until you got a glance at my ole holy underwear





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