Joe Nichols, Cheaper Than A Shrink Lyrics

Cheaper Than A Shrink Lyrics

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Joe Nichols - Cheaper Than A Shrink Lyrics


I was sittin in a chair at the H & R Block
Some vain accountant pencil pusher runnin up the clock
Said ďIíd tallied up your numbers through the end of the year
son, you spent a small fortune on liquor and beer.Ē

And I said ďItís cheaper than a shrink, you donít have to think.
You just pour and drink. Yea 16.50 for a bottle of jack,
No pouring out your heart to some high dollar quack.
Just a flip of the wrist and youíre gettin it done,
And gettin just as messed up and havin a lot more funĒ.

And itís cheaper than a shrink, you donít have to think
You just pour and drink, yea itís cheaper than a shrink.

Now me and her had this little problem between us
Tryin to prove the gap between Mars and Venus
She said ďHoney, I think we need to see a marital councilorĒ.
I said ďAll we need to do is slam a case of 12 ouncers.

Cause itís cheaper than a shrink, you donít have to think
You just pour and drink. ĎBout 18 bucks will get you four 6 packs.
No pouring out your heart to some high dollar quack.
Just a flip of the wrist and youíre gettin it done,
And gettin just as messed up and havin a lot more funĒ.

And itís cheaper than a shrink, you donít have to think
You just pour and drink, and itís cheaper than a shrink.

If liquor prices soar as high as gasoline,
Then Iíd a quit drinkin when I was 19.
Itís the oldest, most proven form of therapy
The best thing about it far as I can see is that itís

Cheaper than a shrink, mmm you donít have to think
You just pour and drink, and itís cheaper than a shrink.
Oh you just pour and drink and itís a whole lot cheaper
than some big town ??? , drag it down shrink.

[Thanks to Diane Z for lyrics]


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