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Beer Bottle Goggles Lyrics by The Dirty Hound Dogs
The Dirty Hound Dogs Lyrics
Verse 1:
Well sit down son and let me tell you how it’s done
It’s a little story about number one
Most people think its tequila or whiskey
But this is how your momma met me.
I opened up a bottle of icy cold beer
And I looked at your momma and said come over here
The beer was cold and it was sliding on down
Then all of a sudden your momma was around
Chorus:
And I was wearing beer bottle goggles
And she looked outta this world
But come the next morning I was ready to hurl
So I chewed of my arm and I chewed of my leg
I did all that I could to get out of that bed
Beer bottle goggles, couldn’t believe what I had done
It was time to look out for number one
Verse 2:
So I went back to another beer
I looked around and your momma was near
Call it a curse or maybe worse
But I swear this is what I heard
Chorus:
And you were wearing beer bottle goggles
And I looked outta this world
But come the next morning you were ready to hurl
So you chewed of your arm and you chewed of your leg
You did all that you could to get out of that bed
Beer bottle goggles, couldn’t believe what you had done
It was time to look out for number one
Verse 3:
So listen up son don’t do what I’ve done
You could get trapped and be under the thumb
Just drink that Tequlia or Whiskey
But please leave that beer alone
Chorus:
Or you’ll be were wearing beer bottle goggles
And she’ll look outta this world
But come the next morning you’ll be ready to hurl
And you’ll chewed of your arm and you’ll chewed of your leg
You’ll do all that you can to get outta that bed
Beer bottle goggles, you won’t believe what you had done
I’m telling come on son, Look out for number one
Repeat chorus to fade
[Thanks to Lachlan for lyrics]
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