She’s as pretty as a model on TV
You gotta see her, to believe me.
That little lollipop will really make your jaw drop,
You get to staring, you can’t stop.
Sweet as a honey bee hive
She got my attention from the get go
She goes a walkin’ on by
She’s a looking so fine
She’s a little piece of eye candy
When the good Lord made that little looker,
He must have used a whole lot of sugar.
Maybe that’s the reason that I crave her
So much flavor all the time.
She gets me higher then anything can.
She melts my heart when she’s holding my hand.
Let me tell you a little something 'bout her kisses,
They ain’t nutritious, but they’re delicious.
If your looking for a woman whose a goddess,
Or the hottest, she’s it.
[Thanks to Gator, Andrew Kajfasz for lyrics]