Dallas Wayne, If That's Country Lyrics

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Dallas Wayne - If That's Country Lyrics


(Dallas Wayne, Robbie Fulks)

V.1
WELL, YOUíVE CALLED MY KINFOLK TRASH ALL THEIR LIVES
AND IíM A CHIP OFF THE HEAP, ASK ANY ONE OF MY EX-WIVES
IíM A SOCIAL DRINKER, AND I STAY SOCIAL ALL I CAN
IíM A DEER-SNUFFINí, CHAIN-SMOKINí, SIMPLE KINDA SOUTHERN MAN

V.2
FIRST YOU GUT OUR FARMS, STRIP-MALL ALL THE FIVE-AND-DIMES
THEN YOU TAX OUR SO-CALLED SINS, CALL OUR PLEASURES A CRIME
NOW YOUíRE TURNINí OUR MUSIC INTO SOME STRANGE ELEVATOR NOISE
THINK ITíS TIME FOR US TO WIN ONE BACK FOR THE GOOD OLí BOYS

CH.1
YOU CAN PAINT STRIPES ON A BILLY GOAT/CALL IT A TIGER IF IT FLOATS YOUR BOAT
YOU CAN MAKE A STAR OF A TEENAGE GIRL
BUT ONE MILLION DOLLARS WONíT MAKE HER MERLE
LASER BEAMS, NAVEL RINGS, AND A PRETTY FACE MIGHT BE SOMETHING
BUT YOU CAN KISS MY OZARK ASS, IF THATíS COUNTRY

V.3
THEREíS A CERTAIN SONG THATíS GOT MY LOCAL STATION STUCK
ITíS GOT A STEEL GUITAR, AND I BELIEVE IT MENTIONS A TRUCK
BUT THE SINGER DONíT SOUND LIKE HE EVER WORKED A STICK SHIFT
SOUNDS MORE LIKE BAD PHIL COLLINS WITH A HICK FACELIFT

V.4
NOW I AINíT DENYINí THEM SUBURBAN MOMS THEIR FUN
BUT DONíT YOU TRY TO TELL ME ITíS THE WAY HANK WANTED IT DONE
YOU BETTER KEEP YOUR MONEY-GRUBBINí HANDS OFF THE POOR MANíS SONG
AND MAKE SURE CHRIS GAINES STAYS THE HELL OFFA MY FRONT LAWN

CH.2
YOU CAN TAKE AN EAR FROM A BARNYARD SOW/MILK IT ĎTIL IT TURNS INTO A CASH COW
YOU CAN LEAD A CHICK TO A WATERING-HOLE
BUT YOU CANíT MAKE HER DRINK ĎTIL SHE GETS WHITE SOUL
MIGHT BE ROCK, MIGHT BE SCHLOCK, MIGHT BE THE BEATLES OR MONKEES
BUT YOU CAN KISS MY OZARK ASS, IF THATíS COUNTRY

[Thanks to Marivi for lyrics]


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