Hank Williams Jr, Stock Market Blues Lyrics

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Hank Williams Jr - Stock Market Blues Lyrics

Hey Charlie Snob, could you make me some investments?
I wanna get the hell outta here
Iíve ordered my Mercedes
I wanna meet some classy ladies
And start drinkiní champagne instead of beer

Now I donít have much money
But we could work out something
I could send you 20 bucks a week
He said thatís not how it works
And just what is your net worth?
I said my net worth is what I got on me

So I called up my mother in law
Told Ďer about the add I saw
Guaranteeing a fortune to be made
I said I need a hundred thou
Cuz we have got to jump in now
Weíll make a bunch and split it up 2 ways

So I met her down at the bank
Grabbed the check and then I ran
As fast as I could to the store
Now hereís all the money
So pick some winner sunny
And call me up when we make the big score

Well I saw it on the evening news
That stock market really had the blues
And when it closed it set an all time low
I wondered where did I go wrong?
Why did this happen to me lord?
Iíve got to get that money back, you know?

Well I just sat there and wondered why
I was gonna buy low and sell it high
But things sure didnít work out that way
I donít know what Iím gonna do
And to tell yíall the truth
I think Iíve lost my assets today

Hey broker man, please donít make no more investments
Cuz I would like to keep my short and pants
Cancel that Mercedes, Iím goiní back to the old lady
In Little Rock instead of Paris, France

Oh, Iíll never play that game again
I think yíall saw me cominí friend
And I jumped right in like a big fool

Oh I thought Iíd make some money
But itís really kinda funny
Cuz I borrowed all of it from you know who

Oh, I thought Iíd make some money
But itís really kinda funny
Cuz I borrowed all of it from you know who

Yes mother in law, Iím checkiní on it right now

[Thanks to Max for lyrics]

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