Here are the words to the song "All hat, No Cattle" by Trace Adkins. The song
was written by Tommy Conners and Roger Brown.
See that boy standing there by the dance floor
He's lookin' like the Marlboro Man
Starched shirt, starched jeans, big trophy buckle
And an empty Copenhagencan
He's talkin' cowboy this and cowboy that
Well I bet one thing's for sure
The only stampede that he's ever seen
Is the clearance at the western store
(Chorus)
ALL HAT AND NO CATTLE, Ê
THAT BOY JUST AIN'T REAL
ALL BOOTS AND NO SADDLE,
DON'T KNOW HOW TO MAKE
A COWGIRL FEEL
THINK I'M GONNA TELL HIM TO
PACK UP HIS ACT AND GO
BACK WHERE HE CAME FROM
'CAUSE ALL HAT AND NO CATTLE
AIN'T GONNA GET IT DONE
He's just a smooth-talkin', lon-tall slow walkin'
Drugstore made up dude
So honey don't you fall for that fake Texas drawl
He ain't right for you
What you need's a man that ain't just a hat stand
When you get him home
Well, I don't look like much, but I can
sure saddle up
And ride with you all night long
(Repeat Chorus)
All hat and no cattle
Ain't gonna get it done
