Cat's In The Kettle chords by Bob Rivers

Cat’s In The Kettle
By Bob Rivers

To the music of Cat's In The Cradle


        E                   G
Did you ever think when you eat Chinese
   A                            E
It ain’t  pork or chicken but a fat Siamese
        E                        G
Yet the food tastes great so you don’t complain
    A                          E 
But that’s not chicken in your chicken chow mein
D (walk down) D/F#              D/E  D/open D string 
Seems to me I ordered sweet and sour pork
        G (walk down)Em
But Garfield’s on my fork
     G (walk down)      Em                              
He’s purrin’ here on my fork

Chorus 1:
          E                        D
There’s a cat in the kettle at the Peking Moon
    G                            A    
The place that I eat everyday at noon
E                                D 
They can feed you cat and you’ll never know
             G (walk down)  Em
What they’re wrappin’ up in dough, boy
     G (walk down)         Em    
They fry it real crisp in dough

Chow Lin asked if I wanted more
As he was dialing up his buddy at the old pet store
I said not today, I lost my appetite
There’s 2 cat’s in my belly and they want to fight
I was suckin on a Rolaid and a Tums or 2
When I swear I heard it mew, boy 
And that is when I knew

Chorus 2:
There’s a cat in the kettle at the Peking Moon
I think I gotta stop eatin’ there at noon
They say that it’s beef, or fish or pork
But it’s purrin’ there on my fork
There’s a hairball on my fork

 
            

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