The Masturbation Song
E A E (A E)
Well I was twelve years old when I learned to masturbate
B7
I was peeking through my brothers door staring at his date
E A
She wasn't that fine I didn't care hell I barely had any pubic hair
E B7 E
As long as she moved hell that's ok with me
A E
When you're twelve years old your dick will grow whenever the wind starts to blow
A B7
It's hard to explain but the feelings great lord i love masturbate
A E
Just grab ahold and don't let go you can do it fast or do it slow
A B7
You get through hell do it again you might even want to show you friends
E (A E)
How to masturbate
