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270 Somethin'--Cledus T. Judd
Parody of "19 Somethin'" written by DuBois/Lee
New lyrics by Judd/Clark
Thanks to cmtboy for the original chords.  I used a capo 'cause it's easier.
Corrections welcome.

Capo II

INTRO: D F#m G F#m D (2x)
(Over INTRO)
You know a man does have to eat him somethin'....

       D                  A                 Bm               A
I love candy bars eat 'em all the time, my combo meals are supersized
    G                                       A           D
And I crave the stuff they put inside those dang ding-dongs, mmmm!
                  A                        Bm                    A
My cholesterol is off the chart, I keep a blood pressure cuff on my left arm
G                                    A          D
Doctor says that my poor heart won't last too long
Bm              A                  Em              G     A
My nickname in school was double-wide, 'cause my momma fried

D                  A              G            D
Now I weigh two-seventy-somethin' always huffin' and puffin'
Bm               A              D                  G       A
I lay around the house all day, no wonder I can't lose no weight
D             A          G             D
See the pizza on the TV, oh man don't it look cheesy
Em                     D          G      A                           D  
You know they deliver here for nothin', that's why I weigh 270 somethin'

My insurence said they'd co-pay, I made the same apointment Carney Wilson made
Plastic surgeon said he had a way to get those love handles off
He stapled and sucked stuff through a tube, I lost a hundred pounds in one afternoon
When I came to in the recovery room wasn't much left of me
When he removed the bandages from my thighs, I couldn't believe my eyes


Now I weigh 180 somethin', didn't have to do much of nothin'
I'm lookin' like Jean Claude Van Damme, to fit in a pair of Mark Wills's pants
Now everyone who sees me can't believe that I'm so skinny
My body fat is nearly nothin', now that I weigh 180 somethin' whooo

A                         D
Now I date a model with a GED
             Em                      G          A
But do you think she'd be with me, I wonder, if I


Still weighed 270 somethin' stuffin' down blueberry muffins
Onion rings and cans of SPAM, that's how I got so fat
Now everyone who sees me can't believe that I'm so skinny
I used to break a sweat just doin' nothin' back when I weighed 270 somethin
Now I weigh 180 somethin'

Ah, well it's probably like, more around like 225, 26
Ain't none of ya'll's business what I weigh 

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  1. Cledus T Judd - 1-900-sheila Chords
  2. Cledus T Judd - 1/2 ( Parody Of Yes! ) Chords
  3. Cledus T Judd - 270 Somethin' Chords
  4. Cledus T Judd - A Night I Can't Remember Chords
  5. Cledus T Judd - Bake Me A Country Ham Chords
  6. Cledus T Judd - Breath Chords
  7. Cledus T Judd - Cadirac Style Chords
  8. Cledus T Judd - Cledus Don't Stop Eatin' For Nuthin' Chords
  9. Cledus T Judd - Did I Shave My Back For This? Chords
  10. Cledus T Judd - Don't Mess With America Chords
  11. Cledus T Judd - Don't Serve Beans Chords
  12. Cledus T Judd - Every Light In The House Is Blown Chords
  13. Cledus T Judd - Goodbye Squirrel Chords
  14. Cledus T Judd - Hell No Chords
  15. Cledus T Judd - How Do You Milk A Cow Chords
  16. Cledus T Judd - I Love Nascar Chords
  17. Cledus T Judd - I Was Country When Country Wasn't Pop Chords
  18. Cledus T Judd - I'm Not In Here For Love (just A Beer) Chords
  19. Cledus T Judd - If George Strait Starts Dancin' Chords
  20. Cledus T Judd - If Shania Was Mine Chords
  21. Cledus T Judd - Inflatable Chords
  22. Cledus T Judd - It's A Great Day To Be A Guy Chords
  23. Cledus T Judd - Let's Burn One Chords
  24. Cledus T Judd - Man Of Constant Borrow Chords
  25. Cledus T Judd - Martie, Emily And Natalie Chords
  26. Cledus T Judd - More Beaver Chords
  27. Cledus T Judd - Motel Californie Chords
  28. Cledus T Judd - My Cellmate Thinks I'm Sexy Chords
  29. Cledus T Judd - One Jack Off Chords
  30. Cledus T Judd - Paycheck Woman Chords
  31. Cledus T Judd - Refried Beans Chords
  32. Cledus T Judd - Ricky Tidwell's Mama Chords
  33. Cledus T Judd - Ridin' With Inmate Jerome Chords
  34. Cledus T Judd - Shania I'm Broke! Tabs
  35. Cledus T Judd - She's Inflatable Chords
  36. Cledus T Judd - Skoal Chords
  37. Cledus T Judd - Skoal ( The Grundy County Spitting Incident ) Chords
  38. Cledus T Judd - Starkissed Chords
  39. Cledus T Judd - Stinkin' Problem Chords
  40. Cledus T Judd - The Chicks Did It Chords
  41. Cledus T Judd - Tree's On Fire Chords
  42. Cledus T Judd - Where's Your Mommy? Chords
  43. Cledus T Judd - Willie's Got A Big Deck Chords

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