- Did I Shave My Back For This? (Chords)
DID I SHAVE MY BACK FOR THIS?
Cledus T. Judd
(N.C.) A Mason jar full of (E) shine (Walk up to 'A')
A CD (A) of LeAnn (E) Rimes.
Is what I bought for our anniversary to(B7)night.
(E) Now here I stand, with my Pe(A)tunias in (E) hand.
And you've got a (B) headache ag(E)ain.
I hit (E/G#) a (A) yard sale, cut my toenails,
Trimmed my (E) nose hairs just right.
I thought you'd (A) be impressed, by my new huntin' vest,
But there's (B7) no chance to(E)night.
It ain't the first time this year; it'll be the (A) TV and (E) beer.
I 'bout forgot what it's like to be (B7) kissed.
As I (E) sleep on the floor, while she (A) sniffles and (E) snores.
Did I shave my (B7) back for (E) this?
Now I (N.C.) bet she'll reg(E)ret (Walk up to 'A')
The fact that (A) she didn't (E) let,
Me take her to that motel with a (B7) pool.
You know it's (E) so hard to find free HB(A)O and Show(E)time.
And them vibratin' (B) beds sure are (E) cool.
I souped up the (A) RV, fired up my Flowbe,
Trimmed my (E) toupee just right.
Tried self-(A)-tanning cream, it turned my skin green,
Errr, you know the (B7) directions said that it (E) might.
Well it's a mystery to me, why she don't (A) like Cledus (E) T.
Most find me hard to re(B7)sist.
I'm wearin' (E) my brand new drawers, and wonderin' (A) what the heck (E) for!
Did I shave my (B7) back for this?
Deanna, did (E) I shave my (B7) back for (A) this?
Ooh ooh (E7) ooh.