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- If Shania Was Mine (Chords)


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Cledus T. Judd - If Shania Was Mine 

A E A

This is what Cledus T. wants
   A
If Shania was mine
Wouldn't be proud of me
Couldn't hardly blame her 
Cause I'm so derned ugly
But on our first date
We could have a good time
If I got her on the moonshine.
   A
If Shania Was Mine
Say it fit just right
          E                         A
Though my polyester suit was just a little too tight
And there's no way 
I'd have a bad hair day
          E            A   CslideD
Cause I'd buy a new toupee.

                           GslideA
Oh, I'd love to seduce her
                            CslideD
But she married her producer
                      E
Now all I do is pray, pray, pray
She'll get a deevorce someday.

              D
If Shania Was Mine
                     A
I'd probably lose my mind
            E
If she only squeezed me teased me
                    A
Pleased me one good time
                D
And if she only knew 
                   A
All the things I'd do
                E
I'd be the lawn mowin’, crop growin’
                              E
Tater peelin’, house cleanin’ kind
              A     E A
If Shania Was Mine.

   A
If Shania Was Mine
She'd have to agree
      E                     A
Can't no one cook road kill better than me
Add a dozen mountain oysters and some old fatback
      E                                  CslideD
She'd say "Mmm, I like it like that" ya
                      GslideA
Now all I do is wonder
                                    CslideD 
Whose Bed have her Boots Been Under
I wish she'd hadda been mine
      E
Now I whine, whine
That girl is so doggone fine.
              D
If Shania Was Mine
                    A
I think I'd go slap blind
               E
Starin' at her yummy little tummy
                              A
And her booty shakin' round behind
                D
And if she only knew
                   A
All the things I'd do
I'd be the lawn mowin' crop growin'
Tater peelin' house cleanin' kind
If Shania, If Shania, If Shania,
If Shania, If Shania
Now was that Mutt Lange or Deewight Yokel.

A E A
         
When she shimmies and shakes
               E
It's more than I can take
    A
Oh, what she does to me in them videos
                                 E
Wife's gonna leave me if I don't explain
              A
What I see in Shania Twain
I'd love to see her in a magazine
E                 A
Centerfold if you know what I mean
Oh me-a oh my-a
I wish that Shania 
      E                       A
Would buy me a house in South Carolina

Two, four, six, eight, nine
E              A
Oh I wish that Shania was mine!

he he he huh huh

Want to be a gal of mine...



Cledus T Judd Tabs & Chords



Cledus T Judd Tabs, Tablatures, Chords, Lyrics

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