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Motel Californie
parody of "Hotel California" by Henley/Frey/Felder
New lyrics by Judd/Sarenana
NOTE: Thanks to EMRLDEYZS for her great tab.
      I couldn't understand some of the lyrics.   Corrections welcome.


INTRO: Am  E7  G  D  F  C  Dm  E7

Yay! Alright.  Way to go!  Ooh!
Ooh! Way to--oh, yeah!  Oh, what was that?

Am                         E7
On a dark country highway, in my candy apple Corvair
G                         D
A strong smell of Cledus, need to change underwear
F                         C
Up ahead in the distance, I saw a sickenin' sight
Dm                                       E7
My tank near empty and the lights is dim, I reckon I'll stop for the night

The sign out front said "vacancy" so I punched a bell
Dog mess everywhere I stepped, holy cow oh my God what a smell
Then she fired up a lantern and she showed me her face
False teeth in an old fruit jar, I thought I heard them say

F                        C
Welcome to the Motel Californie
        E7                                    Am
Such an ugly (such an ugly place) filled with toxic waste
F                                   C
Ain't but one room at the Motel Californie
          Dm                                              E7
Man this place weird (man this place is weird), gosh I'm really skeered

The faucets weren't price fister, oh! scorched my contact lense
The hot said cold and the cold said hot, the wall heater burned the hair off my shins
My room resembled a scrap yard from a busted up TV set
Rain was blowin' thru my winders, now my bed's soakin' wet

Then I called up room service for a cheeseburger and fries
That thing tasted like it'd been cooked back in 1969
You could hear my gas exploding from far away
Woke up the clerk in the middle of the night, I swore I heard her say

Have you enjoyed your stay at the Motel Californie
Oh I ain't feelin' (he an't feelin' well) 'cause the room sure smells
She said we give it our best at the Motel Californie
Surely you got some rest (hope you got some rest) hell I broke the desk

Stalagtites from the ceilin, thermostat covered in ice
Then I prayed God I long for a Holiday Inn, or a Motel 6 would be nice
Went to the old maid's chambers, for a clean change of sheets
Somebody stabbed her with an old buck knife, she was cold dead yeah deceased

Last I remember I busted down my room door
Feelin' nautious as my stomach churned from the scene I'd just seen before
Took some X-Lax from the nightstand, here on the toilet I sit
As soon as I get my big butt up from here I'm gonna call up Tom Bodett

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  1. Cledus T Judd - 1-900-sheila Chords
  2. Cledus T Judd - 1/2 ( Parody Of Yes! ) Chords
  3. Cledus T Judd - 270 Somethin' Chords
  4. Cledus T Judd - A Night I Can't Remember Chords
  5. Cledus T Judd - Bake Me A Country Ham Chords
  6. Cledus T Judd - Breath Chords
  7. Cledus T Judd - Cadirac Style Chords
  8. Cledus T Judd - Cledus Don't Stop Eatin' For Nuthin' Chords
  9. Cledus T Judd - Did I Shave My Back For This? Chords
  10. Cledus T Judd - Don't Mess With America Chords
  11. Cledus T Judd - Don't Serve Beans Chords
  12. Cledus T Judd - Every Light In The House Is Blown Chords
  13. Cledus T Judd - Goodbye Squirrel Chords
  14. Cledus T Judd - Hell No Chords
  15. Cledus T Judd - How Do You Milk A Cow Chords
  16. Cledus T Judd - I Love Nascar Chords
  17. Cledus T Judd - I Was Country When Country Wasn't Pop Chords
  18. Cledus T Judd - I'm Not In Here For Love (just A Beer) Chords
  19. Cledus T Judd - If George Strait Starts Dancin' Chords
  20. Cledus T Judd - If Shania Was Mine Chords
  21. Cledus T Judd - Inflatable Chords
  22. Cledus T Judd - It's A Great Day To Be A Guy Chords
  23. Cledus T Judd - Let's Burn One Chords
  24. Cledus T Judd - Man Of Constant Borrow Chords
  25. Cledus T Judd - Martie, Emily And Natalie Chords
  26. Cledus T Judd - More Beaver Chords
  27. Cledus T Judd - Motel Californie Chords
  28. Cledus T Judd - My Cellmate Thinks I'm Sexy Chords
  29. Cledus T Judd - One Jack Off Chords
  30. Cledus T Judd - Paycheck Woman Chords
  31. Cledus T Judd - Refried Beans Chords
  32. Cledus T Judd - Ricky Tidwell's Mama Chords
  33. Cledus T Judd - Ridin' With Inmate Jerome Chords
  34. Cledus T Judd - Shania I'm Broke! Tabs
  35. Cledus T Judd - She's Inflatable Chords
  36. Cledus T Judd - Skoal Chords
  37. Cledus T Judd - Skoal ( The Grundy County Spitting Incident ) Chords
  38. Cledus T Judd - Starkissed Chords
  39. Cledus T Judd - Stinkin' Problem Chords
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