Bill Engvall, Here's Your Sign (Get The Picture) Tabs, Chords, Lyrics

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Bill Engvall - Here's Your Sign (Get The Picture) 

G
I just hate stupid people.
They should have to wear signs that just say I'm stupid.
C
That way you wouldn't rely on them, would you?
You wouldn't ask them anything. It would be like, 
                        G
"Excuse me...oops,never mind"
"I didn't see your sign."
                             C
It's like before my wife and I moved from Texas to California. 
Our house was full of boxes and there was a U-Haul truck in our driveway.
                                         G
My friend comes over and says, "Hey, You moving?"
Nope.
                                           D      C
"We just pack our stuff up once or twice a week. Just to see how many
         G
boxes it takes." Here's Your Sign.

Chorus:
    C
Why can't they Get The Picture? Why don't they understand?
G
We're not dealing with the planet of apes 
We're talking about the modern man.
       D
So you people with them itsy bitsy teensie weensie tiny minds
            G     C           G
Here's Your Sign. Here's Your Sign.

C
A couple of months ago I went fishing with a buddy of mine.
We pulled his boat into the dock, I lifted up this big 'ol stringer of
          G
bass this idiot on the dock goes, "Hey, y’all catch all them fish?"
Nope.
 C
"Talked 'em into giving up."
             G
"Here's Your Sign."

I was out in the front yard with my boy the other day 
And he was playing with his little friend 
And he hit his friend and I went up to
                        D   C
Him and I said (whack) "Hey, we don't hit." 
                   G
He looked up at me like, "Here's Your Sign, Dad."

Chorus:
                                                          F
I was watching one of those animal shows on the Discovery Channel 
There was a guy inventing a shark bite suit. There's only one way to test that. 
Alright Jimmy, you got that shark suit on, it looks good... They want you to 
jump into this pool of sharks, and you tell us if it hurts when they bite you."

                          G
"Well allright....hold my sign, I don't wanna loose it"

Chorus:

C
Last time I was home I was driving around I had a flat tire 
I pulled my truck into one of these side-of-the-road gas stations 
    G
The attendant walks out, looks at my truck, looks at me, 
I swear to God he went, "Tire go flat?"
C
I couldn't resist.
I said "Nope".
                                         D
"No I was driving around and those other three just swelled right up on
me." "Here's Your Sign."

Chorus:
D                                                G
People with them little bitty teenie weenie tiny minds...
Here's Your Sign.

G
We were trying to sell our car about a year ago, a guy come over to the
house, drove the car around for about 45 minutes. We get back to the house,
he gets out of the car, reaches down and grabs the exhaust pipe, then 
goes, "Damn thats hot!"

See...
If he'd been wearing his sign, I could have stopped him.

 


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