A Tribute To My Ex Wife
By Eric Clark
Original Artist: Eric Clark
Chords Used: E B D A
E
This here aint a hating song
B
Its a tribute to the one you loved
A
And how you learned from your mistakes
E
How you think that youve found the one
B
But shes holdin that smoking gun
A
and she showed you just how much your heart can take
A melody
E
First she showed you how to save all your money
B
So she wouldnt go out and blow every penny
A
thats when class began to start
E
she taught me
B
exactly what I need
A
and everything that I dont want
E
and I thank her every day
B
for showing me all these things
A
so I dont treat the next one that way
E
And Im glad to say I feel better about my life
E
So heres a little
B
Tribute
A
To My Ex-Wife
Yeah she taught you how to be on time
threw an ashtray hit you in the eye
said boy why you cheatin on me
and you didnt want to use your fists
so you hired an exorcist
to get demons that turned her mean
but the priest came back out of that room
and said he gave it all that he got
said you just might wanna try midol through a slingshot
Chorus
Well she locked you out
threw all your stuff out
then you learned how to break into your own house
and then you learned how to fix a door
and she took your keys and left you stuck
when you had to drive your truck
then you found out them windows cost a bunch
and she taught you how to lie
when you went out with the guys
saying she was home all alone
cause shed always be up
when you came home from the club
her make ups on and her hairs messed up
and then one day you realized.
you could read right between her lies
on the day you came home to find
Chorus 2.
And youll say she taught me
exactly what I need
and everything that I dont want
like How to lie
how to cheat
and how to fool the police
so they arrest the wrong one
and Im glad your sitting here
shooting jeager and drinking lone star beer
so heres a toast so hold em up high
cuase heres a little tribute.
to my ex wife
Outro
V.1 man im glad that schools over
V.2 hell that was only second grade
V.1 you mean I have to go through all this again
V.2 well you know what kenision said "shes got the p***y"
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