Stress © 2004, Larry Mofle 6/2/04 Capo 4 Chorus: G S-T-R and E-S-S C How do I get out of this mess G D D/C D/B D/A I can’t take this pressure everyday G I’d get down on a bended knee C Even drop some LSD G D G If I could make this stress just go away G Got a letter from my ex’s attorney C Says she wants another “2K” from me G Mastercard just called up A7 D Now their suin’ for my pay G The taxman from the IRS C Wants my home and me arrested G D G Comes by my house at 3 most everyday Chorus Gas prices keep goin’ up I have to stop at every pump The money I pay Exxon Is more than my take home pay Got that cr*p going on in the Middle East Why doesn’t someone go beat them And make them get along It’s Jesus’ way Chorus Barney Fife pulled me over just the other day Said I was 25 over on the interstate I better have a damn good reason For goin' nowhere fast I thought about it for a little while And what I thought sure made me smile If you really need to know You can kiss my ass Chorus