Title "Ten More Years"
She was sittin' at the kitchen table.
Tryin' to talk but she wasn't able.
And the next thing she knew,
She saw this tunnell of light.
Well she was a bit scared to begin,
But she figured it was over so she stepped in.
And lo and behold,there stood st. peter,
Standin' at the other end.
He said sorry lady there's been a mistake.
The next time you wake up your gonna ache.
But I didn't need to call you for ten more years.
Well sure enough when she woke up,
She had her face in her coffee cup.
And decided to go to the doc to calm her fears.
She never told him what really happened,
But she told him of the plan she was havin'
And she said doc believe me I got ten more years.
I want boobs like Dolly parton,
I want a button like Shenia Twains.
I wanna tummy tuck, and do the same to my butt.
And maybe you can stretch my face.
I want Reba red hair way down past my ears.
Cause I got ten more years..
The got her ready,and she was lookin' pretty,
When she walked out the Exit door.
She walked In the bar said grab that guitar.
I wanna sing up a storm.
Well she got pretty high and decide to fly,
Said I better be gettin' home.
She never seen the car,when she stepped off the curb,
And it flattened her out in the road......
Well there was long red hair all over the place,
You shoulda seen that new face.
The next thing she seen was ST. Peter again,
And said what;s up?
You sent me back and I got all fixed up,
You said I had ten more years.
He said I'm sorry but with those boobs and that butt,
I didn't recognize you dear.