G D C
You're the devil's daughter in disguise
G D C
So don't try to hide the fire in your eyes
D C G
Girl, you must be stupid cause you just don't have a clue
D C D
Even hell frozen over is warmer than my love for you
Chorus:
G D C
When all those Aggies move to Austin
G D C
And Beaumont is covered in snow
G D C
When the wind don't blow in Amarillo
C D G
Darlin' then you can come back home
You sure can shake your little round behind
But your hour glass figure won't buy my time
You know how to work it Lord knows it's worked before
This time you leave your butt will have the imprint of the front door
Chorus
Bridge:
F G
When Fort Worth is east of Dallas
F G
And Texans forget the Alamo
C D G G/F# Em
When Lubbock opens up a ski re---sort
F D
And the Brazos is straighter than an arrow
Chorus
Em
But don't hold your breath
C D G
then you can come back home
