Intro:
F C G C
C F
He ain’t even near 20 but he says he’s seen plenty of hard times
G C
Cause he’s been on this bus for 5 days and in his hotel for 5 nights
C C7 F
And his satellite dish is ruined and the new band is treatin’ him mean
G C
And there’s still another week to go and he misses his Karaoke machine
Chorus:
F C
That’s country, my ass, who do they think we am
G C
Force feed us that shit, ain’t you real tired of it
F C
Tell ‘em stick it up high where the sun don’t shine
G C
Get pissed, get mad, that’s country, my ass
D G
Now she’s out there too, she’s got her own secrets too
A D
She can’t sing a lick and in a bucket she couldn’t carry her tune
D G
She’s pretty as a picture and she’s sure got a nice set of lips
A D
And she misses her producer, slash boyfriend, who seduced her, er’ produced her a hit
Chorus in Key Of D
E A
Now don’t get me wrong, to each his own I believe
B7 E
But they took the soul out of what means a whole lot to me
E A
‘Cause I can see Hank and Lefty, they’re spinning around in their graves
B7 E
And if they were here now, I think y’all know what they’d say
Chorus in Key of E
