Here are the lyrics to an as-of-yet unreleased country song by Tom
Batchelor. Copyright Tom Batchelor.
Well I was sayin' Bulba Bulba
Among some new friends
Rubbin' their ears
And eatin' apples with them.
Then someone saw my pinhead eyes
And said we caught you kiddo
And all I could say was
Yeah you're right, I'm a Ditto!
So I disguised me as a Pikachu
And entered the forest
And went ahead and joined
This little Pikachu chorus
Well it all went okay
Until I sang some wrong notes
And all I could say was
Yeah you're right, I'm a Ditto!
I'm a Ditto
I'm a fake
Nothing at all is my highest stakes
I'm a Ditto
Nothing at all
I'll never take any kind of fall
They catch my disguise
And they curse, scold and spittle,
And all I can say is
Yeah you're right, I'm a Ditto!
Well if you're listenin' to this song
Then you've heard my life story:
Pretendin' to be someone
With my sweat pouring.
But I will never fool no one
Not even a little,
You know it's so true,
Yeah you're right, I'm a Ditto!
I'm a Ditto
I'm a fake
Nothing at all is my highest stakes
Yeah I'm a Ditto
Nothing at all
I'll never take any kind of fall
They catch my disguise
And they curse, scold and spittle
And all I can say is
Yeah you're right, I'm a Ditto!
I'm a Ditto
I'm a fraud
I couldn't even convince no one
That I was a log!
Yeah I'm a fake
I'm a Ditto
I'm kinda like a front and back
Without no middle
They catch my disguise
And oh, how they spittle
And all I can say is
Yeah you're right, I'm a Ditto!
So I hitched a ride downtown
And walked to that Pokemart
I heard that they sell Poke cards
And they weren't sold out.
I took them to the counter
Clerk said hey now shut your liddo
These cards are for the kids,
We won't sell none to no Ditto!
I'm a Ditto
A losing team
Without no dreams
Sight to be seen
A dud it seems
I'm kinda like a Ditto from a Ditto machine
Oh I'm a fake
I get spittled
On my head-o
Head full of gritto
I'm a Ditto!
I'm kinda like a start and end without no middle
They catch my disguise
And they curse, scold and spittle
And all I can say is
Yeah you're right I'm a Ditto!
They catch my disguise
And oh, how they spittle
And all I can say is ...
(spoken) "Yeah, you're right, I'm a Ditto!"