Jalapenos Recorded by Bellamy Brothers The Anthology, Vol. 2 (2010) Intro.: --- | (E) | (E) | (A) | (A) | (E) | (E) | (A) | (A) Well, it (E)seems like more and more were bein' (A)stifled All them (E)colorful words I once used are (A)wrong So be-(D)fore we lose our free speech and our (A)rifles Al-(B7)low me to elaborate in this (E)song (Chorus) (D)Life ain't like a bowl of (A)cherries (E)There's too little laughter and too much (A)sorrow It's (D)more like a jar of jala-(A)penos 'Cause what you (E)do and say today, it don't go away and stay It'll just come back and burn your ass to-(A)morrow Inst.: --- | (E) | (E) | (A) | (A) I've (E)heard them politicians' empty (A)promises (E)All their views just put mine to the (A)test They put me (D)down for thinkin' bout girls and singin' bout (A)Jesus Hey I'm just a (B7)heterosexual white boy Methodist (E) (Chorus) (D)Life ain't like a bowl of (A)cherries (E)There's too little laughter and too much (A)sorrow It's (D)more like a jar of jala-(A)penos 'Cause what you (E)do and say today, it don't go away and stay It'll just come back and burn your ass to-(A)morrow Inst.: | (E) | (E) | (A) | (A) | (E) | (E) | (A) | (A) Now there's a (E)complicated question on the worlds most (A)brilliant minds It's bein' asked (E) by every body from Obama to Glenn (A)Beck They all want to know (D)why there's a warnin' on them little blue (A)pills When there ain't (B7)no such thing as bein' too di-(E)rect, oh, what the heck (Chorus) Yeah, (D)life ain't like a bowl of (A)cherries (E)There's too little laughter and too much (A)sorrow It's (D)more like a jar of jala-(A)penos 'Cause what you (E)do and say today, it don't go away and stay It'll just come back and burn your ass to-(A)morrow (Tag) 'Cause what you (E)do and say today, it don't go away and stay It'll just come back and burn your ass to-(A)morrow That's right, ask Bill Clinton, John Edwards, Tiger Woods and Bernie Madoff