C F
I just got to raise this beer and make a toast
G C G
I got fired to day, now lets get comatose
C F
Well babe it's ok, we'll have time to get in shape
G C
Down at jims bar and grill lifting weights,
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C F
Doing 12 ounce curls i ain't lazy
G C
It's the exercise that satisifies my mind
C F
Got the weight of the world drivin me crazy
G C
I'm taking it away, 12 ounces at a time
Oh I need to improve myself
I’m askin you please to have patience
We may need to seek some professional help
Down at the Detox and Rehabilitation
Doin’ those:
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Bridge:
G C
Forty’s fine, Sixteen’s good enough
D G
Well I just want 12 ounces at a time that won’t run out
F C
As long as there’s enough for all of you and all of me
D G
When this place runs out well, we’ll call it history
Fiddle
Steel
So a beer for everybody that can afford one
Tell that barmaid bring me one too
I need to blow job related troubles off my mind
And quit worrying about how I’m getting’ screwed
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