F C Can't tell if I drink because she b***hes G C Or she b***hes because I drink G Well the hardest part are hard times F C But I hear that they don't last G The best of the free life is still yet to come F C Leave the past in the past F The present is unpleasant C Lord it goes by way too fast D And the future is looking blurry G Thru the bottom of the glass Chorus: C We go round and round, up and down F Till neither of us can think C Can't tell if I drink because she b***hes G C Or she b***hes because I drink Well if I can get off of this barstool I'm gonna give her a piece of my mind Lord knows that I love that lady And I know I can be unkind I had it all planned out in my head Like some Shakespearean play I walked home, threw the door open wide Forgot what I had to say Chorus Well you think one day I would get a clue Be a stand up kind of guy Instead I wind up flat on my back And I can't tell you why Besides I'll bet that she'd get bored Needing something to keep her in check She hits me up with a lecture And I just hit the deck Chorus Can't tell if I drink because she b***hes Or she b***hes because I drink.