Rodney Carrington - If you Play your Cards Wrong
Chorus
G C
If you play your cards wrong, you can take me home tonight.
D C D G
You’ve got all the makings, of my future ex-wife.
C
I’ve got three bucks, my credit sucks, and my future don’t look too bright.
D C D G
If you play your cards wrong, you can take me home tonight.
Verse
Em C
Some call me a loser, and a lazy, no good slob.
Em D
I lost my house, I’ve got no car, and I can’t keep a job.
C D
But I’ve got a big heart and another part,
Em
Take me home you’ll understand,
C D C D G
Because my genitalia, looks like a pringles can.
Chorus
C D G
If you play your cards wrong, you can take me home tonight.
C D C D G
When I pull my pants down, you won’t believe I’m white.
C
It’s been said that I’m Mr. Ed, but don’t worry I won’t bite,
D C D G
If you play your cards wrong, you can take me home tonight.
Verse
Em C
Some call me dis-honest, and they say I’m just lying,
Em D
But I peed next to old John Holmes and….He started cryin’
C D Em
On a sunny day I’ve got it made, get under my wiener if you need shade..
C D C D G
If you play your cards wrong, you can take me home tonight.