A Read it in the paper C Marked the date on the wall D To remind myself to celebrate A The day I lose it all A They made plans to be together C I made plans to be alone D She got a rock A I’m gettin’ stoned A Damn right I’ve got objections C But it’s awful too late now D Yeah, the cans are on the limo A And the rice is on the ground A They’re headed for the islands C But hell I’m already gone D She got a rock A I’m gettin’ stoned D Here’s to happy ever after A And here’s to balls and chains E And Here’s to all us haters A Of old lovers new last names D And here’s to holdin’ up A D And gettin’ right where I belong D She got a rock A I’m gettin’ stoned A Yeah I knew that it was over C When I heard those wedding bells D That preacher was my jailer A Now this bottle is my bail A So much for all that prayin’, C Her I do would be I don’t D She got a rock A I’m gettin’ stoned D Here’s to happy ever after A And here’s to balls and chains E And Here’s to all us haters A Of old lovers new last names D And here’s to holdin’ up A D And gettin’ right where I belong D She got a rock A I’m gettin’ stoned D So to hell with her and him A D And the white horse the rode out on D She got a rock A I’m gettin’ stoned D Yeah she got a rock Ha ha ha A I’m gettin’ stoned Yeah I’m gettin’ stoned [Thanks to CJW for tabs]