INTRO:
C G
VERSE:
C
I ain't been drinkin'
But if I was drinkin'
F
I think
C
I'd be drinkin' bourbon
G
Right now you'd be a blur
And I wouldn't hear a word
Cause I'd be good and drunk
C G C
And that's for certain
VERSE:
C
And I ain't been smokin'
But if I was smokin'
F
I know
C
I'd be smokin' weed
G
You'd blow all our money
I'd laugh, it be funny
C
Cause high as a kite is where I'd be
BREAK:
C F
And I love you baby
C
But sometimes baby
D
You dance on my last nerve
G
And I get insane kind of verge
INSTRUMENTAL:
C F C G C
VERSE:
C
And I ain't been cheatin'
If I was cheatin'
F
That's right
C
I'd be cheatin' on you
G
And I am just agreein'
Thank god I ain't been cheatin'
Cause if I was
C
I'd be losin' you
OUTRO:
G
I ain't been drinkin',
Smokin',
Or cheatin'
Cause if I was
C G C
I'd be losin' you