INTRO: C C C Am E ------------------------ B -3/5-3-1---3/5-3-1------ G -3/5-3-1---3/5-3-1------ D ------------------------ A ------------------------ E ------------------------ VERSE: C Am Hello, glass house on the corner of my street C Am Dirty laundry out for everyone to see C Am You're a middle-aged mean girl, always throwing stones C Am In that old Walmart lawn chair, high and mighty throne PRE-CHORUS: F E7 Well I'd give you grace, but why even bother F G 'Cause after all, you can walk on water CHORUS: C Em So take a long walk off a real short pier F Am Take a cinder block with you as a souvenir C Em I hope you sink like the shade of stones that you've been throwing F G C Am I hear it's cold as you at the bottom of the ocean Am C Am The bottom of the ocean VERSE: Am C Am If I was Jesus, I'd turn the other cheek C Am If I was Eastwood, my cool is what I'd keep C Am If I was raised Southern Baptist, I'd say "bless your heart" C Am If I was privileged and practiced, grace would be my art PRE-CHORUS: F E7 Sometimes I wish my tolerance was taller F G But after all, I'm my mother's daughter CHORUS: C Em So take a long walk off a real short pier F Am Take a cinder block with you as a souvenir C Em I hope you sink like the shade of stones that you've been throwing F G F G F G I hear it's cold as you at the bottom of the ocean BREAK: C Am Take a deep breath C Am You're gonna need it CHORUS: C Em So take a long walk off a real short pier F (Am) Take a cinder block with you as a souvenir C Em I hope you sink like the shade of stones that you've been throwing F G C Am I hear it's cold as you at the bottom of the ocean Am C Am At the bottom of the ocean Am C Better hold your breath