Artist: Terri Clark Intro: F Verse 1: F I'm only puttin' red on my Christmas tree C It's a holiday I'll celebrate with my own company Bb C Pour the wine, I'll be fine F Dmi Climb the ladder and place the star Bb C F Well, Merry Christmas wherever in the world you are Verse 2: F I won't have to deal with your family C The dressing and the stress, dysfunctionality Bb C F Dmi A two day drive, stuck inside with you singin' in the car Bb C F Well, Merry Christmas wherever in the world you are Chorus: C Bb F Don't have to rack my brain tryin' to find you the right thing you won't like anyway C Bb C Avoid your flirtin' brother and please your mother or find the right thing to say Verse 3: F I'll hold the remote control on Christmas Day C And I can watch The Grinch and not some football game Bb C F Dmi I'll order in, call some friends, might smoke me a cigar Bb C F Well, Merry Christmas wherever in the world you are Repeat Chorus Instrumental: F C Bb C F Dmi Bb C F Verse 4: F I won't have to wait for that ring this year C The one you always promised after too many beers Bb C Pour the wine, I'll be fine F Dmi Climb the ladder and place the star Bb C Well, Merry Christmas wherever in the world Gmi Ami Merry Christmas wherever in the world Bb C F Merry Christmas wherever in the hell you are