Capo 1
Chorus:
E
Don’t Bite The Dick, that f**ks you honey
A
You gotta to learn, to suck it funny
E B7
Not all those dicks taste like rubber, covered with goo
E
Some cums clear, some cums milky
A
Some cums thick, and some cums silky
E
Don’t Bite The Dick that f**ks you honey
B7 E B7
It’ll be good to you.
E
Momma be proud of your daughter
A
Think of all the things you taught her
E B7
Not to go in to the water, till she could swim
E
How to cook, how to sew
A
But there’s other things you know
E
You should have taught her about sex
B7 E
And it was not a sin.
You shoulda said…
Chorus:
E
You should have taught her how to suck one
A
If you’da taught her how to f**k one
E B7
Maybe she would have never snuck one, when you wasn’t home
E
You coulda taught her not to fight it
A
You coulda told her not to bite it
E
You coulda taught her wrong from right
B7 E
But you left her on her own.
You shoulda said…
Chorus x3