Crazy Eddie's Last Hurrah
as preformed by: Cross Canadian Ragweed
written Reckless Kelly
INTRO
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hey it sure didnt take too long
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woke up in the mornin she's gone
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well the note that she wrote didnt say dear John
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it said goodbye sucker i'm gone
was a home young mountain girl
raised in a different world
i was a wanna be rocker she was more into merle
couldnt see it just wouldnt work
Em C
now i'm double fistin longnecks
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grapefruit and stolie
G D G
but i'm never gettin over jolie
(REPEAT HALF INTRO)
hey i pulled myself in my car
i drove it on down to the bar
but they wouldnt let me in cause i aint a movie star
went to the horseshoe on Lamar
the bouncer through me out at two
and i didnt know what to do
so i picked up a phone and i called guess who
but the call block wouldnt let me through
now i'm wishin for some drugs
or a Shrink to console me
but i'm never gettin over jolie
(SOLO, REPEAT INTRO)
well i gathered up all of my guns
and a pipe bomb just for fun
drove to her house i parked out on the lawn
she's right i always was the crazy one
yeah the boyfriend was sure nice to me
G>calm down would C9>you like a G>drink
and i shot em full of holes from his nose to his knees
polished off my little sweat pea
now i'm cryin on my knees
feeling dirty and unholy
but i'm never gettin over jolie
i'll probably get life
and serve at least forty
never gettin over jolie
(END)
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