Cowboy Hat in Dallas INTRO: E A E Well there ain't no grapes in California, and there ain't no spuds in Idaho A Ain't no snow in Minnesota, they don't get hot in El Paso B7 And there ain't no baked beans up in Boston, and no river in St. Lou E Ain't no grizzlies in Alaska and the Astrodome is blue A B7 E And there ain't a cowboy hat in Dallas if I ain't in love with you INTRO Well there ain't no M in Massechusetts, and there ain't no K in Kankakee And there ain't T in Tallahassee, there ain't no B.S. in D.C. Ain't no beer in Bogalusa, ain't no beach in Malibu Ain't no cars in Carson City, ain't no water in Waterloo And there ain't a guitar pick in Nashville if I ain't in love with you BRIDGE: A E How am I gonna make you see that all I wanna do is make you mine A B7 You won't believe a word I say so I'm just gonna try it one more time E-E-A One more time And there ain't no tide in Tuscaloosa, no jambalaya in Lafayette And there ain't no oil in Oklahoma, and Arizona's soakin' wet And I ain't ever givin' up in spite of all you put me thru I'm gonna tell ya one more time, baby you know it's true Ain't a Chevrolet in Detroit if I ain't in love with you SOLO A B7 You won't believe a word I say so I'll just have to try it one more time E-E-A One more time Well there ain't no mountains in Montana, ain't no pines in Caroline And there ain't rivers in Mississippi, ain't no Mason-Dixon Lines, and ya know that's fine Ain't no longhorn cows in Texas, ain't no streets in Kalamazoo Ain't no losers in Las Vegas, ain't no creeks in Caribou Ain't a cowboy hat in Dallas if I ain't in love with you N/C E Ain't a cowboy hat in Dallas if I ain't in love with you INTRO out