WHEN THE SHIP HIT THE SAND Recorded by Little Jimmy Dickens Words and music by L. Kingston [E] Oh! my wife and I went [B7] on an ocean [E] cruise Three days out and I was sick down to my [B7] shoes And to [A] make it more forelorn, we sailed [E] into a ragin' storm Where we were, nobody [B7] seemed to have a [E] clue. [E] While the ship was bein' [B7] tossed and thrown [E] about I decided that I'd try to take a [B7] nap Then I [A] heard an awful noise and I [E] asked one of the boys. What had happened and you [B7] should of heard him [E] shout. CHORUS "[E] Where were you when the ship hit the sand?" I said; "I was in there prayin' for dry [B7] land, With a [E] bucket and my breakfast in my [A] hand!" "Where were [E] you when the [B7] ship hit the [E] sand?" Oh! the captain he came a-runnin' up on deck He was a-lookin kinda pale around the neck As he sit there shoutin' orders, I stood splashin' in the water And I ask exactly what you might expect. CHORUS "Where were you when the ship hit the sand?" He said; "I was in there prayin' for dry land, With a bucket and my breakfast in my hand!" "Where were you when the ship hit the sand?" SOURCE: COUNTRY'S GREATEST HITS, VOL. 2/COLUMBIA GP 19