[INTRO] G C D G [Verse 1] G Girl, I knew it was a matter of time C 'Fore you got dolled up, pulled into my drive D G And apologized 'cause the other night you went crazy G You said you're just here to collect your stuff C Now you're cryin' and you're talkin' 'bout makin' up D G Like you wanna come back, let me think about that now, baby, well [Chorus] G I'd rather drink a hot beer C Build a fire in the pourin' rain D Burn all my fishing gear G Then set sail in a hurricane G Go hunting with an empty gun C And see a once in a lifetime deer D Work a Saturday just for fun G Then come home and drink a hot beer [Verse 2] G I'm sorry if it sounds kinda overboard C But you cheated and you lied and you wrecked my Ford D G So you might as well stay there on the porch now honey G If you wanna know the odds of another try C They're about the same as a tractor flyin' D G Quit your laughin' girl, I ain't tryna be funny [Chorus] G I'd rather drink a hot beer C Build a fire in the pourin' rain D Burn all my fishing gear G Then set sail in a hurricane G Go hunting with an empty gun C And see a once in a lifetime deer D Work a Saturday just for fun G Then come home and drink a hot beer [Bridge] G Come home and drink a skunked, old, totally not cold C Flat and scratched 'cause it's done been rolled D In the back of the bed with the trash and the tools G Hell, I'd even pop an O'Douls over you, yeah, ayy [Solo] G C D G [Chorus] G I'd rather drink a hot beer C Turn it up and take a long sip D Hell, I'd even take big swig G Of Uncle Bubbas old dip spit G Go hunting with an empty gun C And see once in a lifetime deer D Work a Saturday just for fun G Then come home and drink a hot beer G Come home and drink a hot beer [Outro] G C D G