The Rodeo Song
Artist: Gary Lee
Capo 1
(E)
Well it's forty below And I don't give a f**k
(Am)
Got a heater in my truck And I'm off to the rodeo
(Bm)
It's an allamande left And allamande right
C'mon you f**kin' dummy Get your right step right
Get offstage you goddamn goof Y'know
(Chorus)
(E)
you p**s me off
(Am)
You f**king jerk
(Bm)
Get on my nerves
(E)
Well here comes Johnny With his pecker in his hand
(Am)
He's a one-ball man And he's off to the rodeo
(Bm)
It's an allamande left And allamande right
C'mon you f**kin' dummy Get your right step right
Get offstage you goddamn goof Y'know
(Chorus)
(E)
you p**s me off
(Am)
You f**king jerk
(Bm)
Get on my nerves
(INSTRUMENTAL)
(E)
Well it's forty below And I ain't got a truck
And I don't give a f**k 'Cause I'm off to the rodeo
It's an allamande left And allamande right
C'mon you f**kin' dummy Get your right step right
Get offstage you goddamn goof Y'know
you p**s me off
You f**king jerk
Get on my nerves
Well here comes Johnny With his pecker in his hand
He's a one-ball man And he's off to the rodeo
It's an allamande left And allamande right
C'mon you f**kin' dummy Get your right step right
Get offstage you goddamn goof Y'know
you p**s me off
You f**king jerk
Get on my nerves