I DONT BLAME MY WOMAN HAZZARD CHOICES G C I TOOK OFF WORK AT A HALF PAST THREE F GONNA STEAL A LITTLE TIME FOR MY BABY AND ME G C AND I WAS THINKIN ABOUT LOVE IN THE HOT AFTERNOON C THE HOUSE WAS DARK, NOT A SOUL IN SIGHT F UNTIL I WENT UPSTAIRS AND TURNED ON THE LIGHT G C AND THATS WHEN I FOUND OUT I CAME HOME TOO SOON THERE SHE WAS IN ALL HER CHARM LAYIN THERE WITH NOTHIN BUT A T-SHIRT ON WELL I FIGURED FIVE MORE MINUTES AND ITD BE GONE NEXT TO HER WAS MY OLD GIRLFRIEND SHE ALWAYS WAS DIFFERENT BUT I NEVER DREAMED HER AND MY OLD LADY WOULD BE GETTIN IT ONCHORUS: F C WELL I DONT BLAME MY WOMAN, FOR LOVIN A WOMAN G HELL I LOVE EM ALL MYSELF F THE ONE THING THAT SHE COULD HAVE DONE C IS LET ME IN ON ALL THE FUN G C WELL I DONT BLAME MY WOMAN, FOR LOVIN A WOMAN TO MY SURPRISE THEY NEVER DID SLOW DOWN I WAS DROOLIN AND A PANTIN LIKE AN OLD COON HOUND AND I JUST COULDNT WAIT TO JOIN RIGHT IN BUT NEITHER HAD AN INTEREST IN ME I GUESS THREE'S A CROWD AND TWO'S COMPANY BUT THEY AIN'T GOIN NOWHERE THAT I AIN'T BEEN NEXT MORNIN SHE SAID GO AND PACK YOUR THINGS SINCE WE'VE BEEN MARRIED IVE HAD SEVERAL FLINGS BUT THIS ONE SHE'S A KEEPER AND SHE'S GONNA STAY NOW HERE I AM SITTIN IN THIS BAR NOTHIN BUT MY CLOTHES AND MY OLD GUITAR BUT I GUESS ID DO THE SAME IS ALL THAT I CAN SAY REPEAT CHORUS X 2 AND IF I WAS A WOMAN, I BET ID LOVE A WOMAN CORRECTIONS + KUDOS WELCOME